jay's advice: don't dine with cheapskates

jay's advice: be decisive

"Waiter, what is the difference between your chianti and your chianti classico?"

"Our chianti classico is ten dollars more delicious, sir."

get in shape! eat like a waiter!

I've got the secret to getting in shape: eat and exercise at the same time! Nibble a handful of nuts and then slice fifty loaves of bread.  Taste a mouthful of tuna and then move a mountain of dishes. Sample the sabayon and then speedwalk around the building. It works for me. Try it!

jay's advice: count your change

jay's advice: just bring him the wheat toast

The gentlemen were commenting and asking me about my facial hair when a lady at the table interrupted us, "I thought only women talked about that sort of thing."

"Only women with facial hair!" I replied

jay's advice: avoid themed restaurants

Welcome!

so glad you could join us! your waiter will be right with you. enjoy!